What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?
15.06.2025 00:27
HELLO
{RING} {RING}
Yes sir it is.
After a few moments he returns.
Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?
Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.
Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.
Sure no problem officer.
I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.
Who is the dumbest law enforcement officer you have ever encountered?
No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.
I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.
ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?
Do straight guys like to have sex with men when they smoke meth?
Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?
Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??
Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.
What is your best gay fantasy?
I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.
Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?